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WRUP: Features of the upcoming What Are You Playing mode for Massively...
We’re excited to announce that Massively Overpowered is getting a new browser mode, the What Are You Playing mode! Some of you will get to opt in to test this new mode, and some of you are going to be...
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WRUP: Ask sSSksrt’sntk the sandworm who can sort of type and maybe read edition
Dear sSSksrt’sntk, Recently, I got a big promotion at work. While I’m proud of myself, I now make more than my husband does, and he’s indicated that he feels emasculated by this. Should I hurl a...
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WRUP: Clowns are funny edition
please if anyone can read this there is something going on my name is michael jordan i’m being held against my will at 453 apple tree road in torrington, new jersey, yes my name is actually michael...
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WRUP: Did you know that Oxford is the only city in Oxfordshire edition
Westland Comma: Less known than its, cousin, from Oxford, this comma, is, placed, in odd locations, to, make, your, sentences read like, Jeff Goldblum, was, particularly drunk and, narrating, your...
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WRUP: Aggregating edition
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WRUP: ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt edition
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WRUP: TTTTT TTT TTTTTTT TTTT TTTTT edition
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WRUP: Human readable edition
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WRUP: Back in control edition
All right, we’re back online. It’s fine. Sorry about the zero couple of weekends where we had something going wrong with our What Are You Playing software, but we’re pretty zero one certain that the...
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WRUP: 01001110 01101111 edition
Well, folks, I’m back. Don’t worry, this isn’t a fakeout like last week, the What Are You Playing engine is no longer an issue. I had tried feeding it contradictory data, but that didn’t work, and I...
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WRUP: New mobile crabs edition
Samsung Cancer Cancer mark 5: Has built-in Bluetooth capabilities in both claws. Voice assistant has been renamed “Crablinda” and will advise you to turn left at every possible opportunity but is...
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WRUP: Cat rights I have fought long and hard to possess edition
The right to lie down basically anywhere at any time without anyone acting like it’s weird: Local EMTs hate me. Not for this, thought; it’s mostly because I throw Arby’s™ sauce packets in their faces...
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WRUP: Memo to the underlings edition
Hey there, underlings of the Trash Lord! It’s me, Jenna Simons, your one-woman HR team! We’ve had a few things come up over the past couple of weeks that have just been pointed out to me as consistent...
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WRUP: Upcoming songs being added to Baldur’s Gate 3 written and performed by...
Brooklyn Got No Damn Time For Tadpoles Tief Life Hustla Killin’ Goblins Or Something (Funky Lute Mix) Githyank-Me (feat. Rhianna) Bey Wants Me To Stop Playing That Damn Video Game And Go To Sleep And I...
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WRUP: The absolute only review of Starfield you need edition
Starfield is the latest game by some Microsoft subsidiary or another, we can’t be bothered to keep track, maybe it’s Activision. Anyhow, in this game you play John Starfield on a quest to wander around...
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WRUP: How many sad dogs the size of a small duck would it take to beat up...
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: 85 The most difficult challenge I ever had was when I was told that in order to play the role of Maui I had to fight off at least two dozen sad dogs which were the size of a...
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WRUP: Ideas for your next party theme edition
Totally 90s party weekend: Everyone dresses in baggy jeans and awful t-shirts that you regret, you have to listen to Nirvana and fill your mouth with cotton balls and peanut butter to do your best...
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WRUP: A night with Spiders Georg edition
Massively Overpowered: Let’s start with the obvious question. Do you really eat over ten thousand spiders every single day? Spiders Georg: Oh, no, that’s certainly not true. I will admit that I am...
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WRUP: How to cook like we did in the old country edition
First, I come into your home. You let me into your home, yes? My name is good; you do not need to know it. Do not worry about the hammer. The hammer is not for you. In the old country, I am famous...
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WRUP: Become a roost for hundreds to thousands of bats with our new...
Men! Are you struggling to attract a mate? Do other people find you boorish and obnoxious? Are you unable to change this because your interests are themselves boorish and obnoxious, like feeling the...
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WRUP: Sleeping is going absolutely fine edition
I’m definitely not having any trouble sleeping. Sleep comes easily. There is absolutely no problem when I lay down and attempt to sleep. I feel peaceful and rested when I wake in the morning. I don’t...
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WRUP: This is horror edition
You touch the thin layer of dust on the dresser. This is reality. In films, the house is polluted with malevolent spirits beyond time and human understanding. Far easier to deal with. You never...
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WRUP: Pizzazz edition
dang it hold on, hold on, hold on we need some kinda expansions announcement let me fish in my pocket. Got some stuff in here. Hold on. Cool. So the next expansion will bring you to… uh… Paperclip...
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WRUP: Lizardman Ronald owes me more than a thousand dollars edition
This is not a joke. Ronald [redacted] of Oceanside, NY, also know to his friends as “Lizardman,” officially owes me $1,280 due to services rendered, including but not limited to repainting his fence,...
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WRUP: Which members of the high school science department can be beaten with...
Mr. Palmer: You’re wondering if you can beat a 60-year-old man who hasn’t walked all that well since he got hit by a car while saving a cat with a projected laser of force that also has freezing...
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WRUP: No, it’s the children who are wrong edition
And now, a special message from our favorite writer, Brick Moneyshield: Recently, I have invited a great deal of controversy from my article in which I call for shipping all dogs to a small island in...
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WRUP: Bones I have stolen edition
The bone that the schnauzer next door was playing with When it occurred: About half an hour ago Why I did it: If I can’t be happy, you stupid dog, neither can you. The entire skeleton of William Carlos...
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WRUP: For financial reasons this will now be a SuperWhoLock blog specifically...
Well, folks, we messed up. We agreed to the terms for Chris and me to both get the Daily Croissant Delivery Service promotion, but that cost literally all of our money. It doesn’t even actually deliver...
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WRUP: Haven’t got a clue edition
My cats probably don’t really know much of anything about me. They know who I am; I’ve been in their lives for the majority of those lives at this point. But they don’t understand the noises I make any...
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Massively Overthinking: Our favorite MOP articles of 2023
Every year, we pick out a bunch of narrative arcs and stories that dominated the headlines and emotions of the MMORPG genre, and it gets an award. Actually a couple of awards, if you get creative about...
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WRUP: The walker of the holidays edition
It’s late at night when you hear the sound outside your window, and you stir. You couldn’t tell someone why if they asked. Realistically, you are far too old to pretend you still believe in some kindly...
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WRUP: The Realistic New Year’s Resolution 2024 product guide edition
Six Weeks Of Gym Membership (#773398-11A) You are going to promise yourself that this is the year you finally find working out not to be a miserable slog that you abandon after just a couple of weeks,...
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MassivelyOP’s 2023 Golden Yachties: Best Worst MMO Post
We’re wrapping up MassivelyOP’s not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards today as we present our award for Best Worst MMO Post. Yes, it’s the Golden Yachties series, named in honor of those bright sparks...
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WRUP: Last WRUP and testament edition
I, Eliot Lefebvre, being exceedingly depressed for so many very valid reasons and a couple of wholly speculative ones which sort of torpedoes “sound mind” and generally having a body that’s anything...
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WRUP: Learn Portuguese by assuming that every language you don’t know is...
Hello. My name is Stanley Seagull. Like many of you, I have long wished that I knew Portuguese so that I could speak with people from Brazil, Portugal, and Mozambique. However, I ran into the...
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WRUP: A spectacular story about Lyle with help from Wikipedia edition
Lyle is a great guy who was born in Scotland in 1987! Scotland is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. Wait, I… look, in order to make What Are You Playing more comprehensible, I’ve installed...
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Vague Patch Notes: Early access is just game development as performance art
I was reminded recently about Valheim. I do not own the game and thus have not played it; I cannot tell you if it is a good game in its current state, whether it is severely lacking content, or how one...
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WRUP: Chuweo edition
Hey everyone, I know that generally speaking these entries for What Are You Playing are just ridiculous and you can totally ignore them if you want to, but this week I actually have something really...
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WRUP: How to get ham from snakes edition
All right so I’m not actually sure what you need to learn here. For one thing, ham is a meat that comes from pigs. You do not get ham literally from snakes. If you are trying to do that, stop doing...
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WRUP: Taylor Swift throws the first football at the Superbowl edition
Before any contest for initial possession of the football begins, a visibly tired Taylor Swift walks onto the field wearing sweatpants, a loose blouse covered by a jean jacket, and her hair up in a...
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WRUP: How to properly cook a cheeseburger but you stop in the middle to...
Editor's note: Please do not do this, or any other thing recommended by WRUP. Just tell us what MMOs you're playing this weekend, and maybe answer the bonus question - this week's is about quotable...
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WRUP: Glortback mountain edition
Join our weekly open thread as we discuss what MMOs we're playing this weekend, plus answer this week's bonus question on the worst things we've forgotten.
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WRUP: Why various Pokemon have been cancelled forever edition
Dragonite: While this was not known until two years ago, in the 1970s Dragonite starred in a show titled Which Animals Can Survive In A Hot Car that aired on Australian television. The worst part is...
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WRUP: Uncomfortable things I have noticed while walking in the woods that...
Editor's note: Please do not do this, or any other thing recommended by WRUP. Just tell us what MMOs you're playing this weekend, and maybe answer the bonus question - this week's is about the hardest...
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WRUP: New Tarot cards for remarkably specific fortunes edition
Editor's note: Please do not believe this, or any other thing posted in WRUP. Just tell us what MMOs you're playing this weekend, and maybe answer the bonus question - this week's is about games we...
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WRUP: You should absolutely do 100% of the things listed in this WRUP edition
Open thread for the weekend! Tell us what MMOs you're playing this weekend, and maybe answer the bonus question - this week's is about our bad cooking.
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WRUP: The five stages of grief by the Kubler-ross model edition
Editor's note: Please do not believe this, or any other thing recommended by WRUP. Just tell us what MMOs you're playing this weekend, hang out in our open thread, and maybe answer the bonus question -...
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WRUP: Justice for Glort edition
Join us for our weekly open thread! We're discussing what MMOs we're playing this weekend and answering a bonus question about bad haircuts.
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WRUP: There is a hidden message about a chocolate cake in this week’s WRUP...
Join us for our weekly open thread! We're discussing what MMOs we're playing this weekend and answering a bonus question about...
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WRUP: Come to Botulism Dave’s, your one-stop shop for shipping containers...
Hey there, fine folks of What Are You Playing! Do you need shipping containers? Then come on down to Botulism Dave’s, where we’ve got all the shipping containers you could possibly need! Everything...
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